What Would Punch Say?

I am totally in love with this YouTube video we aired on First Edition today. I've watched it several times already!  This got me thinking... what would Punch say if she could talk?  And what would her voice sound like?

Well as far as the voice, I'm pretty sure she talks like a teenage girl... snotty and condescending.

Punch camping at "Beer Can Island" July 2009

And what would she say?

• "Leave me alone, you're smothering me!"
• "Will you drop a piece on the floor for me?"
• "Did you just say 'go for a walk'?"
• "Cat alert! Let me out!"
• "I love Grandma."

What would your furry friend say?